Sorry, I’ve been talking to a buddy of mine and I didn’t realize how late it was. Oh I think you know him, he’s Ben Stiller. We were talking about how cool we were because we have headbands. You wouldn’t know about it.
Also, I like grape flavored soda
Remember to freak dudes out today by wishing them a Happy Father’s Day today. This will only work if they don’t have a kid.